Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Top 10 Reasons I Want to Buy A Harley

Read the 101 Reasons to Buy A Harley, and have been dreaming about buying a motorcycle for some time. This is my top 10 reasons, which is an attempt to sort out why I should or should not buy a Harley. Should I just stay in the 'frying pan' of driving a automobile on a highway with a sea of idiots with cell phones stuck in their ears, or hop on a two-wheeler donor-cycle and jump into the 'fire'?

Top 10 Reasons I want to buy a Harley

  • #10 Even an old, beaten up one looks good. [sort of like old teachers]
  • #9 There are thousands of accessories available, so you can make your Harley uniquely yours. [as if I could afford any of them]
  • #8 You don’t hear songs about Suzuki’s.
  • #7 You never have to explain or apologize for your choice or ride. [exactly! no need of brown paper bags]
  • #6 “Arnold” rode one in T2. ["I'll be bac"]
  • #5 Lots of extra protein from those bugs in your teeth.
  • #4 Don’t need any weight lifting equipment. Just knock it down and pick it back up. [could save $60 per month by not having to go to the gym ;->]
  • #3 “Honey, it’s economical — gets GREAT gas mileage!”
  • #2 Because you’ve wanted one since you were 11 years old.
  • #1 If you get stuck in boring business teachers meeting, you can always think about that last ride you took.


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